Bishop To Purge The Demons From A City By Dumping Holy Water From A Helicopter

A bishop from Colombia has an outrageous plan to exorcise the entire city of Buenaventura by dropping huge quantities of holy water from a helicopter. Monsignor Rubén Darío Jaramillo Montoya is the bishop of Buenaventura, and he believes that the city is in such serious trouble that it must be the work of the devil….

FBI Finds Buckets Of Heads, Penises And Bodies Sewn Together In ‘Human Chop Shop’

The movie Eight Heads in A Duffel Bag, starring Joe Pesci, comes to mind when hearing about the latest news from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI). Details of an investigation into the Biological Resource Center based in Phoenix, Arizona near 24th Street and University Drive have been released recently. The FBI raided the facility…

Bishop Says Gay People Exist Because Women Enjoy Anal Sex While Pregnant

During a recent speech in the village of Akaki, on the island of Cyprus, the Bishop of Morphou Neophytos made some outrageous remarks about his theories on the origins of homosexuality. The bishop claimed that some people are born homosexual because a woman might have “unnatural” anal sex while she is pregnant, and this desire…

Billionaire Jeffrey Epstein Arrested For Trafficking Dozens Of Underage Girls

The notorious Billionaire sex offender Jeffrey Epstein has managed to evade the law for years, but this Saturday he was arrested on federal sex trafficking charges. According to law enforcement officials, the charges are related to an investigation which found evidence of trafficking between the years of 2002 and 2005. NBC reported that Epstein is…

Homeless Veterans In Canadian Cities Getting Free Shelter In Tiny House Villages

A shockingly high percentage of the veteran population in much of the western world suffers from homelessness, and despite their contributions to society, there are very few legitimate services available for them to reintegrate with life back home. Many western nations have veterans services set up for access to food and healthcare, but these services…